“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
“Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we’ve ever met.”
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
“Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.”
“My mother had a good deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
“Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income.”
“If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says ‘keep away from children’.”
“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”
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