“You don’t care about the American people! Why do you support terrorists and antifa?”
Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene, to Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
According to two Washington Post reporters, Ocasio-Cortez was headed towards an exit in the Capital building when Taylor-Greene shouted “Hey, Alexandria!” twice and proceeded to follow the New York congresswoman.
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Piers Morgan didn’t react kindly to Duchess Meghan Markle alleging the British royal family is racist during her recent interview with Oprah Winfrey. On March 9, Morgan stormed off the live television show “Good Morning Britain” when co-host Alex Beresford questioned his comments immediately after the interview.
First of all, I never could take Piers Morgan seriously. Second, I didn’t know he was still relevant in any way and anywhere. Finally, BYE BITCH!
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“A new report says that some far-right protesters have discussed posing as members of the National Guard to infiltrate the inauguration — the way Democrats infiltrated two weeks ago and put on MAGA clothing.”
Maria Bartiromo, claiming Capitol Hill rioters were actually Democrats disguised as Trump supporters
“Woke-ism, multiculturalism, all the -isms – they’re not who America is. They distort our glorious founding and what this country is all about. Our enemies stoke these divisions because they know they make us weaker.”
Former Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, claiming multiculturalism is authoritarianism
“Looking forward to working on this important designation honoring one of the greatest Presidents in American History. This legislative session I will be sponsoring an amendment to rename U.S. Highway 27 as the ‘President Donald J. Trump Highway,’ This great highway runs through the heartland of Florida in the State that President Trump calls home.”
Rep. Anthony Sabatini (R-Fla.), on his proposed legislation to rename the U.S. 27 Route in Florida as the “President Donald J. Trump Highway”
Rep. Sabatini told the Orlando Sentinel that he chose Route 27 because it passes through Lake County, his home district.
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Pavlovitz was responding to this Tweet by Newsmax TV host John Cardillo:
From Rep. Clay Higgins (R-Louisiana):
“We had somebody get on a plane from a certain city this weekend, and in the plane it was almost completely loaded with thugs, wearing these dark uniforms, black uniforms, with gear and this and that.”
– President Donald Trump, on FOX News, claiming that people in “dark shadows” are controlling the campaign of Joe Biden.
In my recollection, “Dark Shadows” was a highly popular primetime gothic series that ran from 1966 to 1971. It dealt with vampires, ghosts and various creepy ghouls that stalked the darkness. You know, much like we have in Washington, D.C. today. Only thing is the “Dark Shadows” characters were much more loveable.
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In a now deleted Instagram post, semi-singer and desperately untalented actress Madonna praised the words of Donald Trump’s newest medical hero, Dr. Stella “Demon Sperm” Immanuel.
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“Hello, you don’t need a mask. There is a cure.”
– Stella Immanuel, a Houston-based primary care physician and minister who, in a recent video, declared that the COVID-19 coronavirus can be easily cured.
The video was retweeted by – who else – Donald Trump, which Twitter promptly removed. Immanuel has already joined the President in touting hydroxychloroquine as a cure for COVID-19, but also has a history of making particularly outlandish statements — including that the uterine disorder endometriosis is caused by sex with demons that takes place in dreams.
For the curious: incubus.
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In a video uploaded by Jordan Gipson, a delivery driver with Black Postmates in Los Angeles, a combative and maskless woman refuses to allow Gipson into the building. Eventually the resident who ordered the food arrives (wearing a mask) to get their food.
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White woman becomes hysterical after Black man says something to her. In decades past, that occasionally would have been a death sentence for the latter. Now, it’s almost news fodder. And with the advent of 21st century technology, it becomes a social media event.
According to Karlos Dillard, the woman cut him off on the road then flipped him the bird and called him “nigger” before following him with her car for four blocks. It was only after she saw he was recording her with his phone that she stopped.
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“Texas’ Governor says you don’t need (expletive)!”
– An unidentified man at a 99 Cent Only store in San Antonio, Texas, after an employee told him to wear a mask as part of company policy to prevent spread of COVID-19.
The belligerent, maskless man had charged at other customers who were recording him and even shouted at one, “Don’t record me! That’s an invasion of my personal privacy!”
I have to make three points regarding this particular incident. For one thing, while Texas Governor Greg Abbott hasn’t made it mandatory for people wear masks in public, he has encouraged the practice. Also, when someone is in public – angry or not – they should have no expectation of privacy. Finally, if you’ve ever been to a 99 Cent Only store, you should understand that the COVID-19 virus is the least potential health hazard you’ll face.
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