February 5, 2022 · 10:25 PM
“I mean one of the most chilling phrases in the English language is: ‘Surprise, it’s Rudy Giuliani.’ Just ask the crew of ‘Borat.’”
Stephen Colbert, commenting on Rudy Giuliani’s unexpected appearance on ‘The Masked Singer’
The episode has yet to air.
May 8, 2012 · 8:05 PM
“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we’ve got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.”
–Satirist Stephen Colbert, quoted in an article on Gov. Rick Perry and God.
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