Which 19th century Russian author would be best to pen this indelible scene of every adviser saying he's lost and a drunken Rudy Giuliani saying screw it go out there and say you won?
— Harry Litman (@harrylitman) June 13, 2022
Tag Archives: Rudy Giuliani
Best Quotes of the Week – June 18, 2022
“Donald Trump knew before the election that the counting of those mail-in ballots in several states would not begin until late in the day, and would not be complete for multiple days. This was expected, reported and widely known. You will also hear testimony that President Trump rejected the advice of his campaign experts on election night, and instead followed the course recommended by an apparently inebriated Rudy Giuliani to just claim that he won.”
Rep. Liz Cheney, during the January 6 hearings
“No one should fear going to a nightclub for fear that a terrorist might try to take them down. No one should fear loving who they love. Our children in Texas and Florida should not fear who they are. We should not have to be dealing with 300 laws in states around our country that are attacking our LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters.”
Vice-President Kamala Harris, during a queer pride festival in Washington, D.C.
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Funniest Quote of the Week – February 5, 2022
“I mean one of the most chilling phrases in the English language is: ‘Surprise, it’s Rudy Giuliani.’ Just ask the crew of ‘Borat.’”
Stephen Colbert, commenting on Rudy Giuliani’s unexpected appearance on ‘The Masked Singer’
The episode has yet to air.
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Video of the Week – November 21, 2020
On Thursday, November 19, Rudy Giuliani, Trump’s personal lawyer, and several Trump campaign officials staged a news conference at the Republican National Committee headquarters to denounce the outcome of the presidential elections. It was roughly 90 minutes of conspiracy theories and fact-smashing.
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Photos of the Week – November 21, 2020
Rudy Giuliani’s hair dye malfunction during his maniacal press conference was the only thing more pathetic than the actual press conference.
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Tweets of the Week – November 21, 2020
Chris Krebs is a former Microsoft executive appointed by Trump to head the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), a division of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. He organized federal and state efforts to improve election security. Trump fired him on November 17. This tweet is Krebs’ response to Rudy Giuliani’s November 19 press conference. (See “Video of the Week”.)
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Second Worst Quote of the Week – July 18, 2020
“I mean, why would Soros pay for DAs, other than to undermine our government?”
– Rudy Giuliani, personal attorney for President Donald Trump, blaming the billionaire Democratic donor for the ongoing Congressional investigation of Trump’s tax returns.
Giuliani had essentially admitted Trump was no longer under audit, as the president had claimed for years. “There should be some finality in tax returns,” Giuliani added. “In other words, we get audited, we make a deal, we pay the government, you don’t come after me forever for that.”
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Best Quote of the Week – December 13, 2019
“What’s Giuliani doing? Wandering around like a lost relative in the attic.”
– Chris Matthews, “Hardball”, 12/09/19
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Mad Rudy
Apparently, New York City has lost love for its former mayor, Rudy Giuliani, along with the rest of the United States. As personal attorney to Faux-President Donald Trump, Giuliani has found himself in the unenviable position of defending his psychopathic client. How sad. Giuliani’s staunch leadership during the horrific 09/11 cataclysm got him dubbed as “Mayor or America.” Now, he’s like a neophyte lawyer handling public drunkenness charges.
Recently, a series of mock posters have been appearing on New York City subway’s noting (emphasizing) Giuliani’s tragic descent into madness.
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