A recent examination of state salary databases, coupled with media reports, has proven one of my worst nightmares to be true: coaches are among the highest-paid public employees. I’m not talking book coaches, or lifestyle coaches. Of the thousands of state employees, 27 football coaches, 13 basketball coaches and 1 hockey coach rest comfortably atop the heap. These are collegiate coaches, not high school or grade school folks. The study point out that most of the money comes – not from taxes – but revenue the teams’ generate. But, it also highlights that even the most mediocre of coaches can earn millions of dollars, while athletes can suffer near-fatal injuries, and that collegiate sports money rarely ends up in the coffers of the overall university system. Now, I know why the U.S. keeps sliding down the academic pole, while even some “Third World” nations are climbing up. Sad, so sad! Pray for the poor children who are blessed with bigger brains than muscles. Our education system keeps tossing them by the wayside.
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Best Quote of the Week
“And, I know there are a lot of moms out there who often go without the care they need, or the checkups they know they should get because they’re worrying about that co-pay that has to go to gas or to groceries or to the new soccer uniform instead. …So, we decided that needed to change. In a country as wealthy as this one, there was no reason why a family’s security should be determined by the chance of an illness or an accident. We decided to do something about it.”
– President Obama, about the Affordable Health Care Act, on Friday, May 10.
Obama went on later to say that pregnancy will not be considered a “pre-existing condition” under the Act, which was undoubtedly the best part of his speech.
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Most Convoluted Quote of the Week
“[Texas Gov. Sam Houston] made a powerful decision that cost him his governorship. He was against slavery, and he stood up and very passionately said, ‘Texas does not need to leave the union over this issue of slavery.’ But, that’s the type of principled leadership, that’s the type of courage that I hope people across the country [will show] on this issue of scouts and keeping the Boy Scouts the organization that it is today.”
– Texas Governor Rick Perry, equating the Boy Scouts’ anti-gay policies to the stand against slavery.
The list of idiotic statements from Perry’s mouth keeps getting longer and longer. I cringe every time he speaks because – like Ted Nugent – I know it’s not going to make sense. Lord, please deliver us from such madness! Lord? Are you listening? Goddamnit!
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Strangest Quote of the Week
“Help, reproductive instinct, loneliness and quiet revenge on the church. I cannot be a priest as a gay man, but I can reproduce myself as often as I want.”
– Markus K, a prolific German sperm donor, trying to explain himself.
The story broke recently in Munich’s “Abendzeitung,” or “Evening News.” Markus K apparently has fathered 22 children with 17 lesbian women. Two more of his children are supposedly due this summer. I wish I could get paid for producing awesome sperm samples. I mean, I know I’d make a butt-load of money. Who would think manual labor could pay so well! But, alas, I have a greater responsibility to society, as a whole, than to believe my sperm cells must be preserved like seeds in the “Doomsday Seed Vault.” I also don’t think a porn career would sit well with my family. So, I’ll just have to stick with my homemade videos. Just so Markus and his overactive hands will know – YOU’RE NOT THAT SPECIAL! Bringing children into the world is no way to wreak revenge on a church, you dumb ass!
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Funniest Quote of the Week
“I’m going to get in trouble, but I’ll just tell you. He is so gay. John Travolta is so gay. He’s not just gay. He doesn’t just like men. He is like Oscar Wilde gay. Like Lord Byron gay. That kind of crazy, incredibly flamboyant gay. I know him well because I did a movie with him and worked with him for a year. I feel bad for him because I know he would be much happier if he could just come out. But he can’t.”
– Comic Margaret Cho, during a concert in Australia.
Damn, I’d love to hear what she has to say about Tom Cruise! He’s kind of like Mitt Romney gay.
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Today commemorates México’s independence from France in 1862, during the Battle of Puebla, in the midst of the Franco – Mexican War. It’s often confused with México’s independence from Spain, which actually occurred in 1821 and is celebrated on September 16, or Diez y Seis de Septiembre. México has the unique distinction of being the only country in the Western Hemisphere that honors its independence from two European super-powers. But, as with every other nation in this part of the world, México’s history is written in blood. And, just like the Fourth of July here in the U.S., its meaning goes far beyond mounds of food and gallons of alcoholic beverages.
Above image courtesy José Sanchez Martinez.
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Best Quote of the Week
“I’m a 34-year-old NBA center. I’m black. And I’m gay.”
– Jason Collins, a 12-year NBA veteran who currently plays for the Washington Wizards. Collins has become the first openly gay athlete from a major team sport.
The professional sports world is in a cultural uproar now that one of their own has jumped out of the closet. Homophobia remains entrenched in professional sports, especially among the men. You know what this means, of course? There really is a fag in the shower! But, I think they’re reaction should be more like my father’s – a true macho man who once thought it was okay to beat up gay guys in the Army – ‘So?’
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Worst Quote of the Week
“Clearly, we need faith as a component, and it’s just silly to say otherwise. You know the Age of Enlightenment and Reason gave way to moral relativism. And moral relativism is what led us all the way down the dark path to the Holocaust… Dark periods of history is what we arrive at when we leave God out of the equation.”
– Penny Nance, CEO of Concerned Women for America, in response to a proposal for a “National Day of Reason” made by Charlotte, North Carolina Mayor Anthony Foxx. Foxx, whom President Obama has nominated for Secretary of Transportation, suggested the “National Day of Reason” be held in conjunction with the “National Day of Prayer.”
So apparently just asking people to be reasonable and actually try to think before they act somehow leads to genocide? The Nazi Holocaust remains one of the worst human-made calamities in modern history, and when people like Nance try to connect it liberal ideology, it diminishes its severity. It’s a collective slap in the face to the millions of people who lost their lives in that event and in other similar atrocities. Note to Nance and the cantankerous heifers that comprise CWA: people don’t commit mass murder because they sat down and thought about it for a while!
You know, I’m all for reason and logic! We don’t have enough of it in Washington or in the mainstream media these days!
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Worst Quote of the Week
“It’s no secret that our nation may very well be experiencing the hand of judgment. It is no secret that we all are concerned that our nation may be in a time of decline. Our nation has seen judgment not once, but twice, on September 11. And, that’s why we’re going to have 911 pray on that day. Is there anything better that we could do on that day rather than to humble ourselves and to pray to an Almighty God?”
– Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota, in a prayer service, stating that the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks and the ambush of the U.S. embassy in Benghazi, Libya on September 11, 2012 were both signs from God.
Once again, a right-wing extremist has belittled the tragedy of terrorism by dismissing it as “God’s judgment.” This reminds me of the time when that other redneck asshole, Jerry Falwell, claimed the September 11, 2001 attacks were the results of God’s judgment on America because of abortion, homosexuality and other so-called deviancies. Falwell eventually apologized for the comment, and I wonder how long it’ll take before Bachmann realizes her head is still not screwed on right.
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