The Last Binder
This Is What Happened
“Ohio really did go to President Obama last night, he really did win. He really was born in Hawaii, and he really is, legitimately, president of the United States again. And The Bureau of Labor Statistics did not make up a fake unemployment rate last month. And the Congressional Research Service really can find no evidence that cutting taxes on rich people grows the economy. And the polls were not skewed to oversample Democrats. And Nate Silver was not making up fake projections about the election to make conservatives feel bad. Nate Silver was doing math.
And climate change is real. And rape really does cause pregnancy sometimes. And evolution is a thing! And Benghazi was an attack on us; it was not a scandal by us. And nobody is taking away anyone’s guns. And taxes have not gone up. And the deficit is dropping, actually. And Saddam Hussein did not have weapons of mass destruction. And the moon landing was real. And FEMA is not building concentration camps. And UN election observers are not taking over Texas. And moderate reforms of the regulations on the insurance industry and the financial services industry in this country are not the same thing as communism.”
– MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow, on the results of the U.S. presidential election.
The “Tea Party” extremists are still reeling in their white robes over the fact that a half-blooded Negro won the White House – again!
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Veterans’ Day
Today is Veterans’ Day here in the United States, and I want to acknowledge all our military personnel – past and present – as well as the military personnel of other nations. They often do the dirty work of the political elite who sit up high on their marble thrones and cry freedom and patriotism. In the aftermath of this year’s vicious presidential elections, we need to realize true freedom is often written in blood.
The Chief Turns 49!
For real! Not 50, not 51 – 49! Damnit! I can hardly wait until I turn 50, which is a major milestone in anyone’s life. But, getting to 49 is good enough because it means I’ve made it another year. I’ll do what I do most every birthday: reading, writing, a visit to the gym, a few alcoholic beverages and top it off with a hellacious orgasm. I mean, come on! Every birthday is special! You never know when you’ll have another!
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November 4, 2012 – 48 Days Until Baktun 12
Survivalist Tip: Hurricane Sandy’s assault upon the northeastern United States should remind everyone how vulnerable we are to this type of weather phenomenon. Tropical storm systems have been striking most coastlines of the world since the beginning of time and aren’t going to stop just because someone builds a million dollar beach front home. It’s important for you to understand just what a hurricane is and what it does.
As I mentioned in a previous post, the term “hurricane” is an anglicized version of Huracán, a Taino Indian deity. The Mayans and other indigenous cultures of the Americas documented these types of storms and respected them for the power they held and the damage they could impose. It’s one reason, for example, why Europeans didn’t find many people already populating what is now southern Louisiana or the Carolinas’ Outer Banks. Native Americans knew those regions were at risk for hurricane strikes. Hurricanes are also known as typhoons and cyclones.
As the name implies, a tropical hurricane is a storm system with a low-pressure center that forms in the world’s tropical regions. Conversely, an arctic hurricane is a low-pressure storm system that forms in either the Arctic or Antarctic Circles. The latter are more commonly known as blizzards. In the Northern Hemisphere, hurricanes rotate in a counter-clockwise direction, and in a clockwise direction in the Southern Hemisphere. Full-fledged hurricanes normally don’t form in the Atlantic Ocean because the region lacks a weather system called the doldrums, which occurs when air rises, but does not move.
A tropical hurricane usually begins as a tropical disturbance, which then becomes a tropical wave, a tropical depression, a tropical storm and finally, when its winds reach a minimum speed of 74 mph, a hurricane. The rotation of the Earth, in turn, generates the rotation of the storm.
Several factors have to come together for a hurricane to form, but its primary energy source is heat – both from water and air. While an initial warm core system, such as an organized thunderstorm, is necessary for the formation of a tropical cyclone, a large flux of energy must also lower atmospheric pressure more than a few millibars, about 0.10 inch of mercury. The inflow of warmth and moisture from the underlying ocean surface is critical for tropical cyclone strengthening. Condensation leads to higher wind speeds, as a fraction of the released energy is converted into mechanical energy; the faster winds and lower pressure then cause increased surface evaporation and thus even more condensation. Much of the released energy drives updrafts that increase the height of the storm clouds, speeding up condensation. By that point, the storm has developed an eye; the winds rotating immediately around that eye are the fastest and the most consistent. It is this wind speed that meteorologists measure.
While a hurricane’s winds are deadly enough, the greatest danger is the storm surge – the water that the hurricane shoves out of its way as it approaches land. This type of ocean water movement behaves differently than tsunamic waves, which are generated by some kind of seismic activity, or a submarine landslide. Like tsunamis, though, storm surges stretch the height of the ocean body, from the surface to the floor. But, the waves are more dome-shaped. High and low tides also factor into the damaging effects of storm surges. In the case of high tides (such as with Hurricane Sandy), they’re particularly deadly.
Once on land a hurricane usually collapses because it has been cut off from its vital water supply. But, some can travel far inland. In 1969, Hurricane Camille struck the U.S. Gulf Coast and died out as a tropical depression off the coast of Virginia. Heavy rainfall is closely associated with hurricanes. Unlike normal storm systems – which dissipate after releasing all their moisture – hurricanes suck up water from the ocean and recycle it. Rainfall amounts can be astounding. A typhoon that struck the Philippines in 1940 dumped a total of 8 feet of rain.
Despite their damaging effects, hurricanes actually serve a purpose. Because they are essentially heat engines, they redistribute heat that builds up in tropical regions. They can end droughts, squash forest fires, and replenish lakes and reservoirs. When Hurricane Georges struck the U.S. Gulf Coast in 1998, it obliterated a massive infestation of mosquitoes and gnats.
I know this is a lot of information to digest in one sitting – and I’ve barely touched the surface of it! But, like I said, it’s important to comprehend how hurricanes function. They are a critical part of our world’s climate and environment. Just remember – Huracán doesn’t care if you’ve carefully planned a vacation to a coastal hotspot. When that bitch gets mad, run!
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50,000 Pumpkins!
As they do every year, the Dallas Arboretum is holding a pumpkin festival, “Pumpkin Village,” which makes artistic use of perhaps the most maligned and abused of American vegetables. Through November 21, 2012, these unique displays of the mighty gourd prove they’re not just for Halloween jack-o-lanterns or medieval cannon fodder.
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It’s the Queers Again!
“The hurricanes of the last ten years are four times worse than the hurricanes of the 1990s and twelve times worse of the hurricanes of the 70s and 80s, now this is interesting because I would say that the United States has not been honoring God very much, am I out on a limb here? The United States of America is more pro-abortion than ever before, certainly is funding more abortions than ever before; the United States is far more homosexual than it was in the 1990s, I mean there are hundreds of times more high school homosexual clubs and programs, and you’ve got California bringing all their pro-homosexual indoctrination into public schools. This stuff was not happening in the 1980s and 1990s, it’s happening now, it’s been happening for the last twelve years. America is not doing well in the macro-culture, okay? There is a God in the heavens and in the past, sins like homosexuality and the shedding of innocent blood have really irritated Him.”
– Pastor Kevin Swanson, trying desperately to shed light on the causes of Hurricane Sandy.
If homosexuals caused Hurricane Sandy, you’d think they would have directed it to hit some place like Alabama or Texas, instead of New York. When you can’t explain things, just blame the damn queers! For the record, Swanson is the same lunatic who once said “Kermit the Frog” merited the death penalty.
“Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.” – Luke 23:24.
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