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More Great Testicular-Based Rape Advice

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“I’m not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something: If someone doesn’t want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down.  The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage is inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case.”

– California Superior Court Judge Derek Johnson, after saying that a sexual assault victim “didn’t put up a fight.”

There’s nothing like an asshole wrapped up in the robes of a judge to make you question the validity of our judicial system.  Fortunately, the California Commission on Judicial Performance has voted 10 – 0 to admonish Johnson publicly.

Hey, has anyone else noticed people who preside over courtrooms and satanic masses both wear black robes?

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Define “Like”

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“And, believe me, being from Texas, I can tell you that nobody jumps up in Congress to help Texas.  They don’t like us at all.”

– Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, reflecting on her nearly 20-year career in the U.S. Senate as a Republican from Texas.

No one in Congress wants to help Texas?  Really?!  I guess when you have a redneck governor who threatens secession, you shouldn’t expect much help from your constituents in Washington.  But, there are other reasons why Texas isn’t too popular at the national level.  For one, it helped to elect one of the worst presidents in U.S. history, George W. Bush.  He actually managed to push Jimmy Carter down into third place!  Last week Hutchison and fellow Texas Senator John Cornyn voted against support of the United Nations Disability Rights Treaty.  Cornyn also supported senate candidate Todd (“legitimate rape”) Akin of Missouri.  In his final days as Texas Attorney General, Cornyn forcibly shut down the Tigua Indian casino on the grounds gambling is illegal in Texas, which effectively forced the Tiguas back onto the welfare dole that most White Republicans hate because it seems to attract too many Indians, Negroes and other undesirables.  Hutchison and Cornyn also voted against Sonia Sotomayor for a position on the U.S. Supreme Court.  Now, “Tea Party” Republican Ted Cruz will replace Hutchison next month.

I don’t know why the Lone Star State keeps putting these clowns into office.  I voted for Cornyn in 2008, but I won’t make that same mistake again.  I’ll never be embarrassed to be a Texan, but I am embarrassed by people like Hutchison whose idiotic antics keep a negative light on this otherwise incredible state.  Believe me!  There’s more to Texas than Rick Perry and gunslinging!

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Attack of the Leftist Trolls

“The person’s posts are usually short and snarky, with reasonably correct spelling, grammar and punctuation, suggesting both intelligence and education.  The posts are on the edge of acceptability, with little or no profanity or vulgar language that would get the post flagged immediately.  The person has a high ratio of posts to the number of days on the site, suggesting he’s posting comments nearly full time and is getting paid to troll.  The person posts politely on progressive websites but nastily on conservative websites, using the same username and IP address.  The person’s posts are consistently belittling, rather than intelligent objections and points.  The person’s posts address a broad spectrum of topics rather than focusing on one or two subjects of particular interest.  The consistency is in the support of leftist policies and positions taken by the Obama administration.”

– Jerome Corsi, complaining that the Obama Administration is paying “trolls” to post comments on the World Net Daily web site.

I’m glad that Corsi – a devout birther who claims Obama is a Kenyan, Marxist, communist – appreciates my attention to grammar and punctuation.  I’m a writer and have an English degree, after all, so even if I piss off religious extremists, I don’t want them saying, ‘Hey, that’s loaded with grammar errors!  We can’t take this shit seriously!’

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Oh, Lord, please set that fire and kill as many as you can! Amen!

“Our prayers, part of our seven year campaign to re-Christianize the City of Springfield, have included an appeal to God to destroy the works of Satan in this city.  We have specifically included the strip clubs in these prayers.  Yesterday the three story Scores strip club on Worthington Street was completely obliterated in a gas explosion, right down to the ground.  I believe this was the hand of God at work in answer to our prayers.  We are giving Him all the glory and praise for this occurrence, since it is only by His power that any of our prayers can have any effect.”

Pastor Scott Lively, of Scott Lively Ministries, on the explosion of a strip club in Springfield, Massachusetts on November 23.

A Massachusetts state fire official confirmed that the explosion was caused by a utility worker who accidentally punctured a gas line, after responding to reports of a gas leak in the area.  The explosion and ensuing fire injured 21 people, mostly firefighters.

Damn!  If his prayers were powerful enough to cause an explosion, imagine what would happen if he’d prayed to end hunger or something worthwhile.  The possibilities are endless!

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Bad Irony

“She’s not qualified.  Anyone who goes on national television in defiance of the facts five days later…we’re all responsible for what we say and what we do.”

Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), criticizing United Nations Ambassador Susan Rice over her response to the September 11, 2012 attack on the U.S. embassy in Benghazi, Libya.  Rice has been named as a possible replacement for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.  McCain and other Republicans have vowed to block Rice’s confirmation for that position.  McCain later dubbed Rice “not very bright.”

Poor John McCain!  Years of wandering in the Arizona desert while doped up on Viagra have really done a number on his brain.  McCain thinks Rice isn’t “very bright?”  Well, you know the old saying about a picture being worth a thousand words!

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More Post-Election Stupidity

“Liberals brag about having won the hearts and minds of America, as if through logic and argument, they’ve persuaded people to accept their bankrupt European socialist ideas.  Democrats haven’t changed anyone’s mind.  They changed the people.  More white people voted for Mitt Romney this year than voted for Ronald Reagan in 1980.  Barack Obama lost white voters by 20 points – the widest margin since 1984.  But in 1980, whites were 88 percent of the electorate.  In 2012, they were 72 percent of the electorate.  Not only that, but the non-white electorate is far more Democratic than it was in 1980.  If the same country that voted in 1980 had voted in 2012, Romney would have won a bigger landslide than Reagan did. [snip]  The only hope is to run another appealing Republican candidate in four years – when we’re not up against an incumbent president – and return our immigration policy to one that helps America and not just the Welfare Party.”

– Ann Coulter, lamenting that Obama’s reelection wasn’t due to the failure of the Republican Party to connect with Hispanics, but that there are just too many Hispanics in America.

Damn!  Just when I think Coulter can’t prove herself to be a bigger asshole, she actually outdoes herself!  Like most Republicans in Congress, she’s obviously terrified of a Caucasian washout by all these colored folks who have the audacity to practice their right to vote.  How dare they!  For the record, Hispanics – as a people – have been here longer than most any other ethnic group, save Native Americans, with whom we have a common heritage.  That’s not liberal bias; that’s a simple fact!  The nation’s history books haven’t figured it out yet though.

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It’s the Queers Again!

“The hurricanes of the last ten years are four times worse than the hurricanes of the 1990s and twelve times worse of the hurricanes of the 70s and 80s, now this is interesting because I would say that the United States has not been honoring God very much, am I out on a limb here?  The United States of America is more pro-abortion than ever before, certainly is funding more abortions than ever before; the United States is far more homosexual than it was in the 1990s, I mean there are hundreds of times more high school homosexual clubs and programs, and you’ve got California bringing all their pro-homosexual indoctrination into public schools.  This stuff was not happening in the 1980s and 1990s, it’s happening now, it’s been happening for the last twelve years.  America is not doing well in the macro-culture, okay?  There is a God in the heavens and in the past, sins like homosexuality and the shedding of innocent blood have really irritated Him.”

– Pastor Kevin Swanson, trying desperately to shed light on the causes of Hurricane Sandy.

If homosexuals caused Hurricane Sandy, you’d think they would have directed it to hit some place like Alabama or Texas, instead of New York.  When you can’t explain things, just blame the damn queers!  For the record, Swanson is the same lunatic who once said “Kermit the Frog” merited the death penalty.

“Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.” – Luke 23:24.

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More Stupidity in Action

“Obama’s making these phone calls, looking for somebody to play the role of a Greek column today, and he found Gov. Christie to do it.  Christie’s the only Republican not just praising Obama . . . Let’s just put it this way: Is it wrong for one man to love another man?  But that man-love out there is isolated in the state of New Jersey.”

– Rush Limbaugh on his radio show, condemning Chris Christie for working with President Obama on the Hurricane Sandy aftermath.

This is the downside of free speech: anyone with a microphone, computer or bullhorn can say just about anything they want – no matter how blatantly asinine.

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Redneck 102

“I struggled with it myself for a long time, but I came to realize life is that gift from God.  And, I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.”

– Indiana Senate Republican candidate Richard Mourdock, expressing his pro-life stance.

The Bible’s Genesis chapter according to the GOP: ‘And the Lord said, go forward young man and fuck as many females as you can to spread the seed of your father’s glory.  Then, get them to make you pancakes in the morning.’

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Redneck 101

“Why the lies?  Why the cover up?  Why the dissembling about the cause of the murder of our ambassador on the anniversary of the worst terrorist attacks on American soil?  We deserve answers to this.  President Obama’s shuck and jive shtick with these Benghazi lies must end.”

– Sarah Palin, in a Facebook rant criticizing Obama’s response to the bombing of the U.S. embassy in Benghazi, Libya on September 11, 2012, and providing yet another reason why we must jumpstart the eugenics movement in the United States.

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