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Word of the Week – November 21, 2020



Latin, 16th century

The appearance of truth or resembling reality.  Something that only appears to be true.

Example: My tendency towards verisimilitude made me laugh throughout the press conference.

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Word of the Week – November 14, 2020



Latin, 15th  century

Eternal and unchanging; everlasting.

Example: Despite this year’s political chaos, I have sempiternal faith in the decency of average citizens.

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Word of the Week – October 31, 2020



Latin, 17th century

That which is sought; the answer to a problem.

Example: Our most likely quaesitum to these elections is to remain calm and stop listening to all those political cretins in the media.

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Word of the Week – October 17, 2020



Greek, late 16th century

1. A tool or instrument used to gain knowledge

2. A set of guiding principles for a particular science, philosophy, or discipline

An organon is something (such as a textbook) used to help someone acquire knowledge.  The “Organon” is a collection of six books by Greek philosopher Aristotle dealing with logic, all combining to create a definitive lecture still referenced today.

Example: During the Senate confirmation hearings, I kept reaching for my spiritual organon; hoping I could make sense of the relentless balderdash.

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Word of the Week – October 10, 2020



Greek, 16th century

1. Intended to avoid offense or disagreement

2. Helpful in lessening or relieving pain

Example: My anodyne response to this week’s vice-presidential debate was to keep peace in the family and avoid going back to jail for creating a civil disturbance.

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Dictum One

As I gaze at my bibliophilic mass and scour through various references and guides, I’ve come upon a conundrum; a problem that supersedes the complexities of literary and moral universes; a quandary that has amazingly bypassed the slew of great minds that have slaved over hot pens, pencils and keyboards in the centuries before us.

How the hell did the people who composed the very first dictionary know they had it right the first time?!

That’s not a rhetorical question, dear readers! I need an answer! Our verbose lives depend on it!

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Best Quote of the Week – September 20, 2019

“Words can come and go in a language, but those that show staying power and increasing use need to be recorded and described.”

– A post on the Merriam-Webster website announcing the nonbinary pronoun “they” as an entry in its dictionary.

Merriam-Webster acknowledges that “they” has been used a singular pronoun consistently since the late 1300s.  The organization also notes it has evidence of the nonbinary “they” dating back to 1950, and that it’s likely there are earlier uses of the nonbinary pronoun.  Merriam-Webster’s latest batch of updates includes 533 new words and meanings.

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Wolf Words

Aside from publishing the best stories anyone could read, every good writer hopes to make a positive impact on language, usually the language in which they write, by doing what comes naturally to us: creating new words.  It’s not just a matter of adding words to the dictionary; it’s a matter of expanding the popular lexicon and encouraging others to think beyond what they learned in school.

Thus, The Chief is proud to announce that I have created 2 new words for the English language:

Complisult – a compliment that’s actually an insult.

Example: “That’s a beautiful outfit you’re wearing.  I had one just like it – YEARS ago!”

Insultiment – what sounds like an insult is actually a compliment.

Example: “Gosh, you look like death microwaved over.  I know you’re feeling better, though, so I’m happy for you.”

I’d love to hear everyone’s honest and constructively critical response!  What do you folks think?

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F This!


Just when you think something is new, researchers prove you wrong. For example, I thought American cowboys invented the ‘F’ word. Then I heard rumors someone in my family came up with it during a baptism, but that’s another story. A British historian, however, has found the earliest written record of this vocabulary gem in a court document – from 1310.

The item refers to a man named “Roger Fuckebythenavele,” and was discovered accidentally by Dr. Paul Booth, a historian at England’s Keele University. Booth was examining medieval court cases, when he stumbled upon the unfortunate moniker. Roger wasn’t actually born into a family called “Fuckebythenavele.” He was branded as such because he was an incompetent copulator. Usually that refers to most politicians, but Booth informed the local press, “Either it refers to an inexperienced copulator, referring to someone trying to have sex with the navel, or it’s a rather extravagant explanation for a dimwit, someone so stupid they think that this is the way to have sex.”

Apparently Roger was so bad at sex he was considered an outlaw and would be tried under judiciary circumstances. Before Booth’s discovery, the earliest documented example of “fuck” was in a 1475 poem titled “Flen fyys.” The line in question reads, ““fvccant vvivys of heli,” which can be translated to “they fuck the wives of Ely.”

Booth has contacted the Oxford English dictionary people to advise them of his discovery; whereupon they should then make the appropriate updates to the historical etymology of the “F” word. As of now, Booth hasn’t received a reply. In that case, just tell them to…have a nice day. Dagnabbit!


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Queasy Words

Just as the long Thanksgiving holiday comes to a close here in the U.S., I present this list 10 words to describe bodily functions.  As a writer, I’m always perusing the dictionary and thesaurus for new terms.  I used to go overboard, just for the sake of being unique and colorful.  But, any creative writing instructor will advise the opposite – choose the simplest, most easily recognizable words for your story.  Not everyone loves reaching for the dictionary like we do.  But, I challenge my fellow writers to interject these linguistic mouthfuls into a sentence somewhere.  Go ahead.  It’ll be deliciously fun!

1. Borborygmus – rumbling: “What I thought was the rumbling of a truck was only a bout of borborygmus in my stomach.”

2. Emesis – vomiting: “I turned away in disgust from the vile rhetorical emesis of the racist orator.”

3. Eructation – belching: “The smokestacks engaged in endless eructation.”

4. Ingurgitation – guzzling: “We gazed in disbelief at the rampant ingurgitation occurring among the frat boys arrayed around the keg.”

5. Mastication – chewing: “The students, engrossed in the mental mastication required of the assignment, failed to notice my entrance.”

6. Micturation – urinating: “They’re micturating over all that we honor and respect.”

7. Osculation – kissing: “The odious osculation that takes place between politics and big business will never cease.”

8. Peristalsis – swallowing: “They accepted the lies with peristaltic enthusiasm — hook, line, and sinker.”

9. Sternutation – sneezing: “His incessant explosions of sternutation were unsettling.”

10. Tussis – coughing: “John produced gratuitous tussis to signal his extreme skepticism.”

Courtesy of Daily Writing Tips.

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