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No Good

Late last month a jury in New York City convicted former President Donald Trump of financial fraud.  It’s an ignominious verdict.  For the first time in U.S. history, a former president has been found guilty of a criminal offense.  Many liberals are happy, since they view it as vindication for Trump’s disastrous one term in the White House.  Conservatives are outraged, as they consider the entire affair nothing but political shenanigans at the hands of hateful Democrats.

And, just when everyone thought it couldn’t get any worse (or weirder), a jury in Delaware has found Hunter Biden, President Biden’s youngest son, guilty of purchasing a gun while hooked on illegal narcotics.  He apparently lied about it, when completing the form – a felony.  The younger Biden has long admitted his battle with drug addiction.  His ex-wife and former girlfriend testified about his drug use.  I’m not surprised that gun-rights advocates aren’t running to his defense.  They oppose any limits to gun rights, even remaining silent when people with a clear case of lunacy obtains firearms, and dismiss the severity of every mass shooting with their usual “thoughts and prayers” bullshit.  Regardless, it is the first time that a child of a sitting U.S. president has been convicted of a crime – another dubious moment in the annals of American politics.

Now that Trump and Hunter Biden have been successfully convicted, each awaits their respective sentencing.  They could face jail time, but I doubt either man will be incarcerated.  A former president and the son of a current president qualify as scions of the political elite – and they always seem to get away with even the most egregious of antics.  Remember, Richard Nixon didn’t go to jail.

I view this mess with absolute disdain and even sadness.  This is not a good thing for the United States – the self-appointed beacon of global democracy.  In many ways the Trump fiasco resembles the sham impeachment of Bill Clinton a quarter century ago.  Back then Republicans tried everything possible to undermine Clinton’s presidency – only to land on a rather minor issue: lying about a sexual tryst with a White House intern; in other words, sex!

With Trump, Democrats tried two impeachments, amid a bevy of other tactics; ultimately arriving at one thing: paying off a former adult film star to keep quiet about an alleged sexual tryst; in other words, sex!

I’m old enough to remember Watergate and Iran-Contra, as well as many contentious Supreme Court confirmation hearings.  But Clinton’s impeachment fiasco was a new low for the U.S.

Until now.

In the morass that is the American political diaspora, many things have changed.  But so much else has remained immobile.  Conservatives keep pushing the myth that more guns make society safe, and liberals keep pushing the myth that merely throwing wads of cash at a problem will solve it or just make it go away.  Both groups are wrong.

We have so many problems in the U.S., the wealthiest country in the world.  A recent study by the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey showed something extremely disturbing: food and clean water security for American children has dropped significantly since the turn of the century.  I’d heard of food insecurity, but clean water insecurity is a new dilemma for me.  As with many other things, such as education and health care, racial disparities are particularly acute.

Throughout the previous century, food and water security had improved, as the nation’s overall health infrastructure advanced.  But in 2005, 4.6% of all children in the United States experienced both water and food insecurity.  By 2020, researchers found that the percentage of children nationwide who faced both problems rose to 10.3%.

That should make everyone with any sort of conscience understand the nation’s true priorities.  But in the halls of our elected representatives, the primary concern seems to be the next campaign and what they can do for themselves.  I don’t really care that Donald Trump fucked a porn star or that Hunter Biden bought a gun while high on crack.  Their problems aren’t mine and neither are their visions of reality.  Whether it’s food insecurity or jobs, Americans need to focus on the issues that affect them directly and personally.  So do politicians.  But I don’t hold out hope for the latter.

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Steve Bannon Looks Like…

On Thursday, the 20th, the political world received a shock when Steve Bannon, former campaign manager to Donald Trump, was arrested on tax fraud charges.  Okay, maybe not too many were shocked.  I mean, Bannon is the 10th former Trump official to be indicted on something.  Bannon has been charged with personally using money from a non-profit intended to build a massive wall on the U.S. border with México – you know, the wall for which México was supposed to pay.  Adding to the elitist irony of it all, Bannon was taken into custody aboard a yacht owned by an exiled Chinese billionaire.

But it’s Bannon’s mug shot that has elicited a slew of raucously crass comments.  Any mug shot – which are just one step above driver’s license photos – always makes for a few good laughs.  Looking at Bannon’s pic incurred all sorts of unsavory images in the Chief’s perpetually disturbed mind.

Hence, Steve Bannon’s mug shot makes him look like:

  • The creepy old guy at the end of the bar who keeps winking at you.  (I’ve been on both ends.)
  • A man enduring a midlife crisis stepping into a Ferrari dealership while his wife is at a church retreat.
  • A Walmart greeter.
  • Fellow blogger and my brother in creatively mental instability Art Browne. (Love you, buddy!)
  • A refugee from Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville”.
  • Any drunk at a Waffle House between midnight and 4 a.m.
  • A headshot for a reverse mortgage commercial.
  • Jerry Garcia’s missing twin.
  • An NFL referee.
  • Any 1980s-era televangelist.
  • A 1980s-era rock star fresh out of rehab.
  • A 1970s-era porn star fresh out of rehab.
  • Any number of homeless men I used to see on the streets of downtown Dallas – only more pathetic.
  • The old man who asks, “Want some candy?”
  • The Chief at age 70.  Oh God, how terrifying!

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Worst Quote of the Week – November 22, 2019

“Right now I want you to click on that button, and I want you to honor God with his first fruits offering.  If God doesn’t divinely step in and intervene, I don’t know what you’re going to face – he does.”

Paula White, Donald Trump’s “personal pastor”, in an email asking followers to send her a donation of USD 229, they will get “prophetic instruction” on how to attain victory over their “enemies.”

White claims the $229 fee is “in accordance with 1 Chronicles 22:9, and that it is “a specific seed” because “numbers are important to God.”  Those who can’t manage the $229 for prophetic visions are encouraged to send $31 – the sum of 22 and 9.  Now, isn’t that clever?  But she insists the full $229 is needed to “break any chains.”

To the religiously curious, 1 Chronicles 22:9 reads: “But you will have a son who will be a man of peace and rest, and I will give him rest from all his enemies on every side.  His name will be Solomon, and I will grant Israel peace and quiet during his reign.”

I don’t see anything in there about giving money to a man who inspired “The Joker” character and his gal-pal who’s in desperate need of a dye job.

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